The Tried Intelligent Methods Met Impossible Trolls Waiver (TIMMIT)

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This goes out to all the developers who have to deal with Code Crap.

Find the latest version of the waiver @ GitHub.

The Tried Intelligent Methods Met Impossible Trolls Waiver (TIMMIT) v1.0

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