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One good friend is worth more than many, many acquaintances. Don't fuck it up.",[28,32,33],{},"To be considered as humor, not as an actual to-do list. Loosely inspired by my life.",[35,36,23],"h3",{"id":37},"_40-ways-to-lose-your-friend",[39,40,41,45,48,51,54,57,60,63,66,69,72,81,84,87,90,93,96,99,102,105,113,116,119,122,125,128,131,134,137,140,143,146,149,152,155,158,161,164,167,170],"ul",{},[42,43,44],"li",{},"Selfishly try to use him to to fill your business-quotas.",[42,46,47],{},"Be flatmates. 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Refuse to buy a replacement without a court order.",[42,120,121],{},"Laugh when she describes her last six \"normal\" dates.",[42,123,124],{},"Wear her dress on a night-out. Get picked up by a guy.",[42,126,127],{},"Be obnoxiously possessive.",[42,129,130],{},"Try to do everything he fails in to \"show how it's done\".",[42,132,133],{},"Have a larger salary. Force to pay the bill(s) way too often.",[42,135,136],{},"Discredit her creative achievements.",[42,138,139],{},"Practice the guitar \u002F drums \u002F piano \u002F violin at 4am in the morning.",[42,141,142],{},"Say that you think about death and suicide a lot.",[42,144,145],{},"Make jibes about her personal life when hanging out with strangers \u002F friends.",[42,147,148],{},"Misunderstand what the phrase \"you can trust me\" means.",[42,150,151],{},"Listen to loud music and refuse to use the earphones when asked to.",[42,153,154],{},"Take hospitality for granted.",[42,156,157],{},"Study to become an actor. Use her to practice emotion-work.",[42,159,160],{},"Show up drunk and yell at him.",[42,162,163],{},"Show up drunk and try to get him to sleep with you.",[42,165,166],{},"Don't show up at all. Repeatedly. Make ridiculous excuses.",[42,168,169],{},"Accidentally kill her cat \u002F fish \u002F dog when pet-sitting.",[42,171,172],{},"Write a blog post titled \"X ways to lose your friend\".",[28,174,175],{},"To my friends: thank you for putting up with me.",{"title":177,"searchDepth":178,"depth":178,"links":179},"",2,[180],{"id":37,"depth":181,"text":23},3,"Writings",[184],{"id":185,"author":186,"author_url":177,"date":187,"content":188},1671,"Kristjan","2013-03-10 12:12:38 +0200","You made me *haha* more than once. 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